Agitarius | Day 59
Intangible Pleasures, Imaginary Wealth, Real Disappointment
Tuesday, March 26th (Moon in Vaguus to Fisch, 11:08 p.m.)
Dip your calloused big toe of negativity into the wading pool of upbeat optimism! It is one week until what should be opening day for big league baseball! Remind yourself that money cannot buy happiness, except in the few, rare cases where a couple billion USD results in a baseball season a loving legal guardian can watch with a child. Sonofabitch, DerpCoinIII is up another 600 percent! Buy another million shares, and waste an afternoon googling “NFT”.
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