Agitarius | Day 60

Chew Up Knowledge And Excrete It On Your Co-Workers

Wednesday, March 27th (Moon in Fisch)

Who? What? Why? Where? Wednes—? Ask yourself how you will achieve line item number four in your OAR “Points of Passage” 90-Day Improvement Plan: “Once a month for the next three months, host a 60 minute Digestion Session, where you impart wisdom from your area of expertise to everyone else on the team during lunch.” Briefly consider the level of detail involved in executing a clean suicide, then send out a teamwide “invite” for your Digestion Session next Tuesday despite not having any idea what you are going to force-feed your colleagues into chewing and pooping out. Don shades of coffee and jade, pouring the thick foundation of bold inner confidence that will secure a future of writing in leather bound journals, collecting “genuine indigenous craftwork”, and receiving sporadic vacation fellatio in the mountains above Albuquerque. Your lucky number is ten.

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