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Agitarius| Day 56

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Agitarius| Day 56

Drown Your Phalangeal Torment In The Crashing Surf Along The Information Superhighway

Carter Ettore
Aug 24, 2022
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Saturday, March 23rd (Moon in Agitarius)

Today will be one of many returns! Try to stay positive, though. The return to your early morning garage routine will result in a finger you will begin to suspect is broken much later, at nearly midnight, when the swelling becomes unbearable and the pain sets in. Your phalangeal torment notwithstanding, the existential climate emergency’s tempestuous return will relentlessly rattle your bathroom fan with a heavy draft through the rooftop exhaust vent, and whistle sad songs of atonal misery through your bedroom window frames deep into the night, effectively stamping out any hopes for slumber. Physically and mentally fatigued, occupy your sleepless hours as so many bedeviled souls do: surfing the crashing waves of windswept coast along the Information Superhighway. There you will discover unexpected delight in the triumphant return of the mighty snorting bull to the crypto market, which will have tripled the value of your two million shares of DerpCoinIII in only a matter of days. With this flicker of brightness breaking your nocturnal gloom, double down on the financial rodeo! Taunt that digital bull and his imaginary horns with the billowing cape of your network firewall! Your lump sum of luck is 60 USD, which should effectively net you another two million DerpCoinIII into the fattened folds of your bulbous blockchain.

Next Day...


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