Agitarius | Day 57
Morning Musings With Nataraja And Nescafé At The Portal Of Hell
Sunday, March 24th (Moon in Agitarius to Vaguus, 1:19 a.m.)
“The Lord God said, ‘Peace is not to wicked men.’” (Isaiah 48:22). Consider the weight of these Biblical words as the single hour of sleep you were finally able to extract from your night of torment is cut short at dawn by the merciless staccato whine of an impact wrench. A flood of questions will poison your wellspring of sleep-deprived thoughts. Among them: Is A.Y. or R.D. at peace with his wonderful wife Taffy and the bottomless pit of money that funds his expensive automotive hobbyist pursuits? Have you been possessed by Satan, and is A.Y. or R.D. conscious of his role in the devil’s undoing of your once-happy life? Would a lobotomy really be so bad? Why is DerpCoinIII up another three hundred percent overnight? Is there any coffee in the cupboard? Is crypto the Internet’s tool to unravel the braids of human civilization? Why is there a Shiva statue of Nataraja at the CERN Laboratory, where the Internet was created? There is Nescafé, but does Nescafé really count? If CERN and the Large Hadron Supercollider are a portal to hell, and CERN created the Internet, and the Internet created cryptocurrency, and money is the root of all evil, and God created the earth, and gold comes from the earth, then why are you trading money traditionally based on gold for imaginary money that spills out of the portal to hell? Why is Nestor’s Junior up so early? How long has it been since you went to church? What would it feel like to be a millionaire? A few million more DerpCoinIII could be the difference between paying off your unremarkable sedan and never having to work ever again. Nescafé is actually pretty good. Numbers of luck—good or bad—are 57:20 (“But the wicked are like the troubled sea, when it cannot rest, whose waters cast up mire and dirt.” -Isaiah).