Carter Ettore's Agitarius

Agitarius | Unabridged 12 Month Astrological Guidance

Let Carter Ettore help make the coming year one of prosperity, passion, and Patagonian asado. Whether you are trying to tamp down the urge to strangle your boss, dodging existential climate emergencies, or in battles with the Bureau of Youth Engagement (BYE) over the custody of your bloated carnivorous "son", Carter Ettore will guide you through the absolute worst year of your life with 12 full months of exciting day-by-day horoscopes full of vigor and vivacity!