Welcome To The Age Of Agitarius

Unabridged 12 Month Astrological Guidance, A Serial Novel (Of Sorts)

Are the daily struggles against the confusing tide-surge of romance, career, luck, and livelihood leaving you irritable and aimless? Do you constantly tamp down the urge to strangle your boss on a daily basis while spreading three packets of mayonnaise on hoagies in your workplace cafeteria? Are you planning on sipping red wine straight from the microwave this weekend while you judge your neighbors from behind Venetian blinds? Is the young sprout from the commingled loins of other, lesser adults, living in your house, surviving primarily on slow-roasted campfire beef?

If this is you then you are an Agitarius!

Join Carter Ettore on a journey through the most difficult, irritating, agitating year of your life! Find out what this regionally revered expert is divining for you with twelve full months of exciting day-by-day horoscopes as you learn to embrace your looming losses, love, existential climate emergencies, and driveway jealousies.

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Carter Ettore’s Agitarius | Unabridged 12 Month Astrological Guidance is a humorous, satirical fiction novel written in 366 individual parts (leap year). The future might be what you make it… but, only as soon as Carter Ettore finishes it first.

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