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Agitarius | Day 62

What Sets Off A Metal Detector First? (Signed Book To First Answer!)

Carter Ettore
Jan 1
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I will send a signed copy of my novel, Razorback to the first person who correctly answers the question in the subtitle. Careful… it might be a two-part answer. Your clue is in today’s horoscope…

Friday, March 29th (Moon in Scirrociis)

Let your generous spirit spill out! Shake loose a chunk of your freshly minted direct deposit and extend to your weather-panicked coworkers a freshly cut olive branch in the shape of four dozen Krispy Kreme donuts. Place the stack of boxes on a table in the café just beneath the announcement board, paying no mind to the poster the Human Resources manager tacked onto the cork yesterday announcing the third annual “Oversized April Obesity Awareness Fat Fizzling Fitness Challenge”. Despite being the lead-off man on the fast-pitch sin team of deadliness, let pride take a slow walk to first base as you watch the Krispy-Kreme-powered home run sail over the outfield wall of angst that often separates you and your coworkers. Marvel at the activity in your normally dormant inbox as you receive alert after alert of ever more childless malcontents signing up for your Digestion Session. Later in the evening—with Nestor’s Junior having been picked up by Nestor Senior, and your girlfriend off spending the night at your mother’s house—your lucky Die Hard number will be 2. The best of the franchise.

Next Day...


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Skip Casper
Jan 1

I’m going to give three answers.

1: metal

2: robot penis

3: robot foot

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