Agitarius | Day 52
The Early-Bird Gets "Notified Anyway"
Tuesday, March 19th (Moon in Scalpio)
Jerk into a state of severe consciousness at 5 o’clock in the morning when the neighborhood is corpse-quiet; A.Y. or R.D. is still asleep, or on vacation, or sitting “Indian style” in a book nook drinking iced coffee with Taffy while discussing ways to impress your girlfriend; but the marketing director is wide awake in his mansion in a better part of town and has activated the “Notify Anyway” function to repeatedly message you for pictures of your “son” because The Brothers never got a headshot as reference for the shoot tomorrow. Bleary-eyed, confused, and not particularly concerned, quickly send the marketing director a photo of Nestor’s Junior from last Christmas where he is smiling and wearing a hooded sweatshirt next to a crooked snowman. There is no such thing as luck; make your own, check your crypto app, and buy some DerpCoinIII because it’s only 0.0000192 USD per share before leaving for work before dawn to beat your boss and the early-bird marketing director to the office and show your allegiance to the OAR.
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