Agitarius | Day 16
Turbo Panic, Fat Hands, And The Pantone Slack Channel
Monday, February 12th (Moon in Germino)
Jerk out of bed in a panic as the turbo whine from your neighbor’s Mustang startles you into a state of pre-dawn consciousness, and enjoy the sunrise with a fresh cup of “Joe”! Nurture Nestor’s Junior’s youthful interest in cultures of the world by letting him wear his bombachas and horse boots to school, but stand firm in reminding him that last night was the last time he would sleep in them. At work, try to start the week off on a good foot by taking your boss’s advice from your annual performance review and “be more a part of the team and less apart from the team.” Tamp down the desire to strangle your boss with what he probably thinks of as your fat, slovenly hands when he replies on Slack, “This is the wrong channel,” to the humorous “RGB” graphic design meme you posted in #pantone_memes. Your unlucky, powerless disappointment digit is zero.
